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This cosmic grizzly bear wants to eat you

Adult grizzly bears weigh more than 800 pounds and can run at a speed of over 30 miles per hour.  Our average life expectancy is currently about 78.7 years.  If it helps, you can imagine that the moment you were borh, a cosmic grizzly bear was placed 20,696,526 miles out in space, about 22% of the way to the sun, and this lovely hungry bear was told to run as fast as she can towards you.  So that she might eat you.  Every 1.1 year or so, she gets about the distance of the earth to the moon closer to you.  Nothing you can do will slow her down, or make her less hungry.  No time for dilly dallying, really.

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